As the Chinese Valentine's Day,夕单选英 also known as Qixi Festival, approaches, single people around the country are gearing up for another year of celebrating their independence. To help lighten the mood, we've put together a collection of hilarious jokes and one-liners for all the single dogs out there.

1. 'I don't need a Valentine's Day date. I have chocolate and Netflix, and they never disappoint.'

2. 'I'm celebrating Qixi Festival by treating myself to a fancy dinner. It's called 'meat and greet.''

3. 'I'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship with freedom.'

4. 'I'm not crying because I'm alone on Qixi Festival. I'm crying because I ran out of ice cream.'

5. 'I'm spending Qixi Festival with my true love: pizza.'

6. 'I'm not single, I'm just in a committed relationship with my bed.'

7. 'I'm celebrating Qixi Festival by buying myself a present. It's called 'self-love.''

8. 'I'm not lonely on Qixi Festival. I'm just too fabulous to settle for anything less than perfection.'

9. 'I'm spending Qixi Festival with my favorite person: me.'

10. 'I'm not single. I'm just waiting for someone who can handle all this awesomeness.'

So whether you're happily single or looking for love, remember that Qixi Festival is a time to celebrate all kinds of relationships – even the ones we have with ourselves. Happy Qixi Festival, everyone!